--Friday, August 11, 2006 1:13 PM EST - fyre

HI, I'M GEORGE, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE YTMND VENTRILO SERVER. I WAS RETURNING FROM ONE OF MY MANY TRIPS TO THE LOCAL HOOKAH BAR WHEN I SAW AN ATTRACTIVE APHRODITE WITH AMPLE ASSETS ACROSS THE AVENUE. SUDDENLY, OUT FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY PANTS BURST FORTH MY GARGANTUAN GREEK GOD; ONE LOOK AT MY TITANIC THUNDERBOLT OF THESSALONIAN TONNAGE SENT THE YOUNG LASS INTO A FRENZY NOT EVEN THE TITANS COULD CONTROL. AT ONCE, MY PONDEROUS PHALANX PIERCED THE PURITY OF THE PRETTY PERSEPHONE, AND I BEGAN WALLOPING HER WOMB WITH MY WEIGHTY WEAPON OF WAR. WITHIN A MINUTE, MY MAGNFICIENT MOUNT OLYMPUS ERUPTED THE STORM OF FYRE INTO THE LASS, ROCKETING HER ALL THE WAY INTO MANHATTAN ABOARD A STUPENDOUS SEA OF SEMEN SHOT FROM MY TREMENDOUS TROJAN HORSE, THE LIKES OF WHICH WOULD MAKE EVEN THE GODS BLUSH. THE WOMAN'S NAME? CHEEKYGIRL. I GUARANTEE IT.